Hetalia Meme!

● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[/] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 3.5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You love a backyard Barbie (THE BESTTTTT)
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. 
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You love the beach.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[/] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4.5


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[XXXXX] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! 
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You talk a lot with your hands. 

Total: 2


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. 
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You like tacos. 
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. 
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Yupyupyupyupyup)
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as:
[XXXXXXXXXXX] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha 
[x] You get cold easily.
[XXXXXXXXXX] Rain is fun for you.
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] You get into contests all the time. ()
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold. (THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY)

Total: 4


○● I R I S H ○●
[/] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. 
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[XXXXXXX] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 
[XXXXXXXXXXXXX] You like chicken.
[XXXXXXXXXXX] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel. 

Total: 4


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[XXXXXXXXXXX] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread. 
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. 
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[XXXXXXXXX] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school 
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: 4


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[XXX] You like/played hockey.
[/] You love beer.
[XXXXXXXXXX] You say eh. 
[X] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3.5


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You're lazy. 
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[XXXXXXXXXX] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[X] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles. 
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXX] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government. 

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange. 
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[XXXXXXXX] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[XXXXXXX] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea. 
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[X] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1

In total I am: Australian, Spanish, Russian, Irish, African American, Asian, German, Belgian, and Dutch.

I AM SO MANY OF THESE OH LORD

I TAG:
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